In an underground cave after experiencing various traps in a mansion, and a illusion door behind a waterfall:
Cleric: “I cast detect evil on the bridge.”
Me (Co-DM): “It’s a bridge.”
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GM: The spirit explodes, splattering the janitor and immediate area with the mysterious substance.
Me (Janitor): Worth it.
GM: The puddles of mysterious substance throughout the store spontaneously combusts.
Me: I would like to retract my earlier statement.
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
Villain: So what are you guys doing here in our house?
Ardent: We’re not really here to talk…
Swordsman: We’re here to PAAAAARRRRTTTTYYYY!
Wizard: *pulls strobe lights out of his robes*
*Starships by Nicki Minaj starts playing*
The venus flytrap, though usually pictured in an exotic tropical jungle, is actually native to a 75-mile radius around Wilmington, North Carolina.
This is the now-extinct American Lion. She had a large range — Europe, Africa, Asia, North America, and northern South America. She hunted large mammals including bison and horses, so it was good she was 25% larger than the African Lion. Unfortunately the American Lion’s only predator — us humans of course — helped her into extinction by about 13,000 years ago.