itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Men of Tumblr

(via sabotageismymiddlename)

I’m gonna roll to slice the bread.

fuckyeahmineralogy:

Heliodore; Zhytomyr Oblast’, Ukraine

fuckyeahmineralogy:

Heliodore; Zhytomyr Oblast’, Ukraine

(via ifuckingloveminerals)

ggeology:

Double terminated Sapphire crystal // Ratnapura, Sri Lanka

ggeology:

Double terminated Sapphire crystal // Ratnapura, Sri Lanka

(Source: ggeology)

Direction

outofcontextdnd:

DM: You wake up next morning.
Paladin: I pray to Phoelio (the Sun god) to give us a sign of where to go.
DM: The sun rises in the east.

Bees?

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Can I summon bees?

DM: You’re a ghost you can’t do anything.

Me: Roll to summon bees!

drumcorpsdreamer:

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

drumcorpsdreamer:

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

(Source: heytaymillie, via myy-sparrow-blue)

iridessence:

captionshaming:

blondebarbells:

truestrength525:

cantweall-justgetabong:

vorpalsuicide:

Yeah. This.

"grow a pear."
am I the only one stuck on this?

Now it makes since that people always say “men feel like theyre entitled to sex.” I didnt actually realized dudes seriously said shit like this. Wow.

this man needs jesus

Grow a million pears and throw them all at him

Grow a pear. Grow a million pears. Press them into juice and start a business. Market to grocery store chains nationwide, earn millions and build an empire, made from pears. Sit inside of your pear shaped throne, listening to the needs of people who come to you for charity, and when he’s next in line and approaches your feet, spewing male entitlement fuckery about how women won’t fuck him, have him executed by your mutant pear guards, just after whispering “i grew a pear. How does it feel to know you caused this?”

(Source: tindersfinestbachelors, via myy-sparrow-blue)

comedyaintpretty:

One of the best ending moments in a movie.

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