The mayor wonders where Frank got the sandwich.

DM after our ninja sits down to eat the Jimmy Johns he just ordered (via outofcontextdnd)
mineralists:

Shiny silver Dyscrasite crystals with Allergentum in Calcite from Morocco

mineralists:

Shiny silver Dyscrasite crystals with Allergentum in Calcite from Morocco

(Source: treasuremountainmining.com)

beastmancaravan:

My viking utility belt is done.

Beastman Caravan on Etsy

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Please the gods and honor your ancestors

(via characterdesigninspiration)

This is the worst day to be a horse.

on siege tactics (via outofcontextdnd)
ifuckingloveminerals:

Strengite, Cacoxenite
Sítio do Castelo Mine, Folgosinho, Gouveia, Guarda District, Portugal

ifuckingloveminerals:

Strengite, Cacoxenite

Sítio do Castelo Mine, Folgosinho, Gouveia, Guarda District, Portugal

outofcontextdnd:

DM: It [the smoke] enters your nostrils.

The Rogue: Wait, what? The mop!?

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

(via guttermech)

digg:

Roger Federer is one of the best.

outofcontextdnd:

DM: It is now morning and you wake. What do you do?

PC: immediately I check my stuff to see if the Rogue stole anything.

DM: You find that you must have misplaced 5 gold pieces.

PC: Eh, kinda deserve it.

outofcontextdnd:

"Just because he’s a Demon Lord doesn’t mean he’s not into consent. We have a safe-word and everything."

"That’s good of him."

-Party wizard explaining why her demon/ antipaladin lover is totally okay to the cavalier